The China Syndrome
Battle swans are nothing new. Here we see a fine eighteenth century ceramic portrait of two innocent nudists (or perhaps not so innocent, who am I to say?) being harassed by a swan. I should not have to say this, but let’s make it clear: even if a couple of hot nymphs get naked in the woods for a little sapphic nookie, there’s no excuse for avian rape. Swans, can’t trust them anywhere. So that was your introduction to the…