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Welcome Earthlings

Welcome Earthlings

This morning the battle swans came to chase us out of Wellingborough. If you ever see signs saying not to feed bread to swans and ducks because it’s bad for them to eat, don’t believe a word of it. This pack of swans gets through five or six loaves of Wonderbread every day, and all those chemicals and additives are only making them stronger and more vicious. You may remember that a couple of days ago I was blathering on…

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Down, Down, Down

Down, Down, Down

Not your typical crane operator. We had an appointment at lunchtime today to have a pram cover fitted for the rear of the boat, so I decided to go back to the services we had just passed yesterday and to empty the toilet and fill up the water tank. That’s not as easy at it sounds, as narrowboats are really hard to steer in reverse. I decided to go forwards to the next winding hole (turning spot). As I was…

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