We’re back in San Francisco, and it’s Easter, which means it’s time for the annual Hunky Jesus competition put on by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

For those of you who don’t live in the Bay Area, the sisters are a sex-positive non-denominational order of cross dressing nuns. They create or help run a number of progressive and transgressive events, and are something of a local institution. If you see the sisters are involved in a event, that means it is likely to be fun, wild, and weird, even by San Francisco standards.

Though contestants for Hunky Jesus came from all parts of the gender spectrum, for anyone wishing to represent a female character, there was also the Foxy Mary competition as a warm up. Here we see the finalists, the Virgin Mary, and Old Mary. Old Mary was the winner. I heard a rumor that she flashed some boobage at the audience, but did not get any photos of that, thank goodness.

At this point I should say that I was taking photos not notes, so I have got some of the Jesus names wrong. If I was created in God’s image, then He has a good sense of humor and a bad memory for names, so I’m probably OK.

This was Fucking Gay Jesus, with a flag full of hashtags.

I don’t remember the name of this Jesus, but it looks like when he was crucified he was well hung.

Sweet Jesus!

Angel Jesus.

Miracle Jesus turned water into wine before our very eyes.

Refujesus had a hot dance routine.

Gun Control Jesus was very popular with the crowd.

Church of the Catterday Saints Jesus.

Jesus H Christ on a unicycle!

Cheesus.

Puerto Rican Jesus levitates. Another miracle.

In fact, Puerto Rican Jesus came to save San Francisco from flooding by throwing paper towels to the crowd.

The finalists, Gun Control Jesus, and Puerto Rican Jesus.

And the winner was…

Thanks to the Sisters and the contestants for a great afternoon, and to Karl the Fog for staying away.